If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Scottish jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Scottish Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Scottish Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Scottish joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Scottish jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Scottish Citizens wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Scottish Citizen and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Scottish Citizen brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Scottish Citizen who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Scottish Citizens laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
Type: BOOK - Published: 2012-01-30 - Publisher: CreateSpace
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Scottish jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Scottish Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially
Hamish decided to call his father-in-law "The Exorcist" because every time he came to visit he made the spirits disappear. If you're Scottish, you like a wee joke. Aye, and you can take one just as well. Packed with the very best one-liners and yarns from the land of the
Type: BOOK - Published: 2014-01-26 - Publisher: CreateSpace
Q: How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: Och! It's no that dark! 'Scottish Jokes: A Wee Book of Clean Caledonian Chuckles' is a collection of Scots humour with jokes old and new, and some so old that everyone's forgotten about them and will think
Type: BOOK - Published: 2008-06-30 - Publisher: Crombie Jardine Publishing
When the Scots tell a joke it's usually at their own expense. So this collection of gems pokes fun at just about everyone and everything from kilts and haggis through footie and thriftiness to Sassenachs, Teeries, and Glaswegians. Some of the jokes are old favourites retold, some are brand new,