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Dead Bitch Army

Author: Andre Duza

Publisher: Eraserhead Press

ISBN: UOM:39015049615373

Category: Fiction

Page: 337

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Step into a world filled with racist teenagers, masked assassins, cannibals, a telekinetic hitman, 100 warped Uncle Sams, automobiles with razor-sharp teeth, living graffiti, cartoons that walk and talk, a steroid-addicted pro-athlete, an angry black chic, a washed-up Barbara Walters clone, the threat of a war to end all wars, and a pissed-off zombie bitch out for revenge. When the police finally capture the number one suspect in the Bloody Mary Murders, a single-mother named Natasha Armstrong, nobody believes her story about her twelve-year search for the real killer, a murderous walking corpse who has no eyes but can still see, who moves like a bad stop-motion incarnation, but does so with ethereal grace. Nobody believes her when she tells them about all the bodies, or the people they used as game for the military-style obstacle courses that Bloody Mary and her soldiers, a ragtag group made up mostly of runaways, would build wherever they'd settle in any given town to recruit more soldiers and prepare for the end of civilization as we know it.
Dead Bitch Army
Language: un
Pages: 337
Authors: Andre Duza
Categories: Fiction
Type: BOOK - Published: 2004 - Publisher: Eraserhead Press

Step into a world filled with racist teenagers, masked assassins, cannibals, a telekinetic hitman, 100 warped Uncle Sams, automobiles with razor-sharp teeth, living graffiti, cartoons that walk and talk, a steroid-addicted pro-athlete, an angry black chic, a washed-up Barbara Walters clone, the threat of a war to end all wars,
The Haunted Vagina
Language: en
Pages: 108
Authors: Carlton Mellick
Categories: Fiction
Type: BOOK - Published: 2006 - Publisher:

It's difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead.
Sausagey Santa
Language: en
Pages: 112
Authors: Carlton Mellick
Categories: Fiction
Type: BOOK - Published: 2006 - Publisher: Eraserhead Press

"...One snowy Christmas Eve, while visiting the Fry family, Sausagey Santa is attacked by an evil force that is driven to destroy Christmas forever. ...Santa calls upon Matthew Fry and his wife, Decapitron (a brutish warrior woman with a strange Christmas fetish and a candy cane sword), to help get
Twilight of the Dead
Language: en
Pages: 284
Authors: Travis Adkins, David Moody
Categories: Fiction
Type: BOOK - Published: 2006-10-01 - Publisher: Permuted Press

Courtney Colvin was nearing the end of her teenage years when the undead apocalypse began. She survived, forsaking her youth and innocence, and five years later she continues to exist--albeit lonely--in the fortified town of Eastpointe. Nightmares and the unwelcome advances of Leon Wolfe are the worst things she's dealing
Bucket of Face
Language: en
Pages: 108
Authors: Eric Hendrixson
Categories: Fiction
Type: BOOK - Published: 2010-10 - Publisher: Eric Hendrixson

Thirteen years after a police officer searching a suspected child molester's home spilled a vial of silver pollen, America is still struggling with how to recognize its sentient fruit population. Charles is just a normal guy working at a doughnut shop until an apple and a banana shoot each other